Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that? (Van Johan gekregen :-))

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,

Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,

I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,

Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,

Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear David,

You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,

Yes please.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

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From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Whose spider is that?

Dear Jane,

Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David,

Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th. David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95.
Please make this payment as soon as possible.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Automated Out of Office Response

Thankyou for contacting me.
I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.

Regards, David.

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David,

As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding. We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

I understand and will definitely make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

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Visjes en indianenverhalen...

Vanaf nu zwemmen er visjes. Punt.

En die indianenverhalen, die lees ik steeds vaker in de krant. Ze gaan over Facebook, en zoals ze er over schrijven, lijkt Facebook verskrikkulluk gevaarlijk!

Wat lees ik bijvoorbeeld?

-Steeds meer ouders zetten er foto's van hun kinderen op, zodat IEDEREEN ze kan zien...
(Klopt niet, je kunt precies bepalen wie het wel of niet kan zien)

-Personeel zet er dingen op dat bazen niet zouden mogen zien...
(Bazen kunnen het alleen zien als jij daar toestemming voor geeft)

-Mensen worden verraden door hun eigen foto's en statussen bij de sociale dienst, ziekenkas, belastingen...
(Klopt niet, tenzij het je 'vrienden' zijn)

-Kortom: De journalisten en andere paniekzaaiers hebben gewoon hun huiswerk niet gedaan en zijn waarschijnlijk zelf nog nooit op Facebook geweest.

Ik, en alleen ik, bepaal wie mijn vrienden zijn.

Ik, en alleen ik, bepaal wie mijn foto's mogen zien. En lang niet al mijn 'vrienden' mogen ook al mijn foto's zien.

Ik, en alleen ik, bepaal wie er wel en wie er niet op mijn prikbord mag schrijven/kijken.

Die dat zelf op Facebook zitten weten dit...
Die dat dit niet weten, zitten waarschijnlijk niet op Facebook...

Het soort mensen dat op Facebook zit, is niet hetzelfde soort mensen als het soort mensen dat niet op Facebook zit ;-)

Ach, waar maak ik me toch druk om? Ik vind het gewoon niet leuk dat mijn lieve Facebook steeds weer onterecht negatief in het nieuws komt :-(

Wat ik mij afvraag...

Hoe kun je nou 'op beide oren slapen'?

En hoe kun je door je wimpers iemand verleidelijk aankijken? Heb je dat al eens geprobeerd?

Een olijfkleurige huid, is die dan groen? Of zwart? Ik weet welke kleur ze er mee bedoelen, maar dat is meer de kleur van olijfolie... Toch?

Of lees ik gewoon de verkeerde boeken?